I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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