let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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