Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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