let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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