my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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