It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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