What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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you made out with another girl for some wings
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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