Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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