FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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