There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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