Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So many bounce houses so little time
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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