paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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