somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
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i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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