I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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