do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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