I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
