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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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