North Korea, Best Korea!
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
All the doctor said was why
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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