That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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