I got chris browned last night
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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