we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
