Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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