Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Randomize
