are you still at the devil's house?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
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