So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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