She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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