Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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