I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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