We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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