Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
