I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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