You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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