currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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