what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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