when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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