Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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