FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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