I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So much rum. So many feels.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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