No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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