i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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