I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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