You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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