what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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