Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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