im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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