Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
A+ Viking dick
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