You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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