you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize