I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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