i think i have two assholes
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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