dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You're so nebulous sometimes
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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