We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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