You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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