Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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