is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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