My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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