I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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