the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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