glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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